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poppy-hudson:

finndulgent:

I’ve been friends with him longer than you’ve been alive, I’m more than aware of that.

Don’t worry he told me that I’m mostly likely to be yours because I’m most like Mom. I don’t understand his logic behind that, but whatever. He said if any of us were his it would be Will. 

poppy-hudson replied to your post: sam is going around talking about your wife having…

Uncle Sam is weird and conversations with him always take weird turns.

I’ve been friends with him longer than you’ve been alive, I’m more than aware of that.

What?

taylor-hud-son:

Oh, well then maybe you’ll get older and forget all about the scars? I’m offended, when have we ever been less than angelic? We have halos! Or at least hair that resembles them. I think a baby cheerleader would be cute… She could have mini pom-poms. You didn’t want us to be cheerleaders? 

We’ll give her a cheer outfit for Halloween next year and see how she likes it. It’s not that I didn’t want you guys to be cheerleaders. You just never tried anything else. Except Poppy did dance for a few years but then cheerleading.

It doesn’t matter to me as long as you’re all happy.

taylor-hud-son:

I’m sure some therapy will help those scars heel. Well we’re all little angels so it must boring to have them. I’ll teach her all the words that she has to know. I could even teach her a baby cheer, that should make mom happy.

We tried therapy once. Wasn’t fun. Also yeah angels, right. Please no baby cheering, I just want one girl who doesn’t want to be a cheerleader. Just one.

poppy-hudson:

taylor-hud-son:

… Okay, I’ll give it to you. Chocolate strawberry smoothies do sound nice.

They are. I’ve never made a gross smoothie. Also vodka can be added to any smoothie ever. This is what I’ve learned this year. I don’t know why I’m not on honor roll.

Ahem.

That’s not Spanish, bud. And that doesn’t make you Mexican. It just makes your surrogate a cool lady.